Come out, come out, wherever I am

I'm leaving my job. The events that lead to this will be for another day and another post. I'm leaving not only the restaurant, but the restaurant business.

Woo - freaking - hoo.

I've gotten myself a job where I won't have to deal with the public, at all. Sweet, my life long dream. Even better? It's a normal job and a start to a new career. No nights, no weekends. I can be a real person now.

But before I go, I want to reveal who I am. Sort of.

I have been writing about my job and the experiences for a long time now and since I started I have received emails from people telling me that I should be careful about what I say about my customers as there can't be too many 28 year old restaurant managers in Dublin and that I'd write something that would cause someone to come looking for me.

First of all, there are more 28 year old restaurant managers in Dublin than you think. Secondly there are more restaurants in Dublin than you might think, so even if you wanted to come and find me, how would you go about it?

I could tell you. Or at least give you clues.

If anyone finds me before my last shift, or even guesses the correct restaurant here, I will award prizes.

You can come and find me in person or guess it here in the comments. You can ask questions and I will be honest in my answers.

You can't ask outright which restaurant it is, obviously. But anything else asked will be answered honestly.

The prizes are:

• Correct guess on the comment form here: €100 to spend in my restaurant.
• Seeking me out successfully in person : €200 to spend in my restaurant.

What have you got to lose?

Some of you wanted to know for various reasons, so here's your chance.

I'll even give a couple of clues to get you on your way based on what some people have asked in the past:

1. It's on the Southside of the City Center
2. It's not a Pizza Hut
3. It's not on Dame Street
4. Chips/fries don't appear on my menu

If no body guesses by next Tuesday (5th August) then I'm keeping schtum and saving a couple hundred squids.

Have at it.