Sweet fuck on a stick

I was quite happy just to comment on K8's post. Then I was even happy to throw my tuppence worth in on Grandads' post.

But the more I read the more it seems like I have to rip someone's arm off just to cure the frustration of it.

I'm not going to mention the name of the site they are having a dig at, you can see that for yourself, if you haven't already.

Ever over hear a conversation like this?:

"OH MY GAAWWD, have you ever seen such a bad attempt to back comb?"

"Like, I know. What does she think she looks like?"

"Totally, and she's not even wearing real UGG boots, she's got those terrible fake ones from Penneys."

"Well, her dad doesn't make as much as ours, he's like a teacher or something."

"So? If she had any self respect, she'd pester her dad to get a better job so that she could afford better stuff."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, like I told my dad last year that I would not be using the LUAS once I got my learners permit, so he better start looking at the brochures I picked off the net for this gorgeous little pink Yaris?"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, and he totally had to ask his boss for a promotion."

"Did he get it?"

"He has to, mum told him I was right."

"You are right."

"I know. So if she ever wants to get with it, she'll have to learn how to deal with her dad."

"We could make it our project!"

"OH MY GAAAWWWW! You're totally right. Lets go to BT2 to see what kind of free samples we can get and give her a make over, I was watching Gok Wan last night. That guy is a genius. I hear he's gay!"

"Oh, I think they've stopped doing that."

"No way, being gay?"

"Yeah, no you have to like buy something now to get the free samples"

"I'll just tell them that my mum like shops there every day and they'll give me stuff. Usually works."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

"I don't believe it."

"What?"

"Is that Saoirse with the new season Juicy bag?"

"It can't be."

"IT TOTALLY FUCKING IS"

"No way, what does her dad do?"

"Who cares? I dunno. He obviously does something like illegal like drive a taxi or something, they make a fortune because they don't pay tax or anything, my dad knows a guy who told him all about it!"

"Spoiled little bitch!"

"Totally."

I hear this or things to that effect on a daily basis when I go to the shops. Now I see they have a blog?

These are the people we blame for seeing pink iPods, phones, computers, cars and anything that can be "customized" to look like the sheep collective.

They have no personality, individuality or creativity to speak of and they get their lifestyle from watching Sex and the City while painting their toe nails with the latest free samples that their mothers collect from Brown Thomas and it wouldn't surprise me if their bedrooms resembled the aftermath of a sodomized Avon warehouse orgy.

One day you'll all be sat in therapy balling your eyes out because you will have wasted so much of your lives on looking like each other without having any substance.

And the latest flavored lip gloss from the Body Shop is not substance.

The residue left behind on your make up removal pad is scum from the days pettiness, and you are no better.

Grow up