The "Guess who's coming to dinner" meme.
Rules:
- Pick 8 people you'd like to invite to dinner, dead or alive or re-animated / ressurected.
- Say why
- Link your answers back to HERE
- Give credit to the person who tagged you
- Tag three others
1. Christopher Walken
I could listen to his voice all the live long day and would probably just make him do that speech from Pulp Fiction. And he'd have to bring the cowbell.
2. Alyson Hannigan
For no reason other than I want to see that flute/band camp/pussy live show. It wasn't just in a movie, she really did it.*
3. God
I just want to know if he's going to make it a trilogy. Old Testament, New Testament the next step surely should be The Return of the Testament. I'm not buying the first two on their own either. I'm waiting for the box set.
4. Robbie Williams
I used to be a huge fan. Then he took it roughly from behind off his own ego and sacked his writing partner Guy Chambers and got shit. Rightly shit. I want to slap him with bootleg copies of his last two albums as punishment. Then make him sign a Take That CD. For herself, obviously.
5. Bosco
Whatever happened to this little prick? I'd only have him there to "tidy up" after wards and sing a song while doing it. But he'd only get in after he'd recited the most magical of childhood rhymes: "Knock knock open wide, see what's on the other side, knock knock a little more, come with me through the magic door." He's probably strung out on the celeb Z list, and that's pretty far down. Now remember Bosco, always have a grown up with you if you're going to shoot up, we wouldn't want you getting a bad hit.
6. The Big Lebowski
No explanation needed.
7. Inspector Gadget
You can never find a fucking bottle opener when you need one.
8.
Charlotte Church
I can't help it, I don't care how many kids she squeezes out or how big she gets, I still would. With a great big smile on my face too. Plus, if I play my cards right, Alyson could show her a thing or two.
There you have it then. Not a very sophisticated bunch, but varied. After all, if you're going to have 8 people you've never met before around for dinner, it had better be interesting to get over the awkward silence of when the car keys in the fruit bowl moment comes up, which would just be a party game for every body else, I'd have my hands full with Alyson and Charlotte.
Shit, the rules.
Ok, who to tag n'torture:
Grandad, because he hates memes and I would have had him on my list but it was him or Charlotte and I don't like beard burn!
Raptureponies, I can't send you eyelashes, but I send you this!
and finally,
English Mum, cos I reckon you'd put any real dinner party of mine to shame!
By the way, if anyone wants to put me on their list, go ahead. I'll just need to check my diary first!
*It must have happened with every man she's been with since that movie. If you were naked with her, you'd make sure you had a flute with you wouldn't you? Yes. You. Would.
19 linguistically colourful comments:
Man, Charlotte Church and Willow eh, Mmmmm, yeah................Wha? Oh right, gotta go, er, someplace. Oh You necer hooked up that * on the flute story.....
charlotte church is a skank and has said in a recent interview that she likes being a stay at home mom so i don't think she's have the time for you! and that beyotch from buffy is married so she wouldn't either! and robbie is a loser can you invite gary barlow instead??? x
If she is a skank both myself and Maxi should be in with a shot, no?
Personally I find skanks quite fetching. Essex girls, scrubbers etc love em
Thrifty:
Yeah, I was going to add Kat Von D in there too, along with Jessica Rabbit, but then I never would have gotten the post finished! The * is done now too, thanks.
Anon:
Yes I was kind of hoping they are skanks. And Gary Barlow? I'd rather have Ken Barlow.
Thrifty:
By the time I'd be finished with them, you wouldn't want them!
Quickroute:
I agree wholeheartedly.
Two words, : Spit roast.
I just didn't want to be blamed for another meme. (I secretly love them!)
Great list. I think Charlotte Church is great.
Thrifty:
No crossing swords
Lottie:
They are a guilty pleasure, Charlotte Church is mega.
It's the bad girl with an accent thing. Filth.
Oh thank fuck for that!!!
You said Grandad but you linked to me! You'd want to be fixin' that baby pretty sharpish mate ;)
As for The Big L? Dude. I so would've picked him too.
K8:
Fucking hell, that's two fuck ups in that post, I must be losing my ability!
And yes, his dudeness would have the head of the table with plenty of white russians.
Awesome! I'll get right on it. Hmmm, and Kat Von D? I kind of liked her originally but when she threw that tantrum and buggered off to her own show (which bombed) she lost my respect. That and she's married to a little short twerp with a 'tache... x
Oh, and can I just add:
Thrifty! (said in motherly disapproving tone)
Thanks x
E M:
Yeah I kind of felt the same way. For about 4 seconds, she's still a filthy looking pervbag. And you're right, Mr Criminal should be ashamed of himself.
[Adopts hang dog expression] Sawree EM. Wont happen again.
Inspector Gadget would knock stuff all over the shop, he could barely control his flaily arms,
I'm going to get on with some serious thought for this...
Ms Ponies:
That is true, it was going to be him or Batman as he has the Utility belt, but then I would have to ask myself why Catwoman wasn't there. There's a very complicated thought process that goes into these things.
Grandad left me out of his, you better have me at yours.
I'll gate crash it anyway.
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