However, now I call upon you to show just how much you believe in the country that was once only a dream.
We are fast approaching dark times.
Upon being invited to sit in my house of parliament, K8 "the Gr8" not only refused the invite but then proceeded to throw threats around and use words like:
This was after I had firmly told her that she could not be Queen or anything like it and just like the spoiled little Daddy's girl she is, she went and used my blog as a supermarket checkout to throw a tantrum on when she couldn't have the sweeties.
Not this time young lady.
She has threatened to bomb Maxiland.
Our national security is at risk and it is times like this that we need to band together and show her that we will not negotiate with terrorists. Because that's what she is, a filthy low down stinking terrorist who will fill your mind with promises of 72 virgins for you in the after life if you carry out her bidding.
Let me assure you, I've been to her neck of the woods, and while it's close to hell there hasn't been a virgin there for over 40 years.
I need you're loyal support in these times. I don't want to alarm or scare, but I fear that war may be the only way to resolve this whole messy endeavor and bring the foolish wench to her knees.
Now is the time to decide:
- Will you follow me into our greatest moment?
- Do you have what it takes to go the distance?
- Will you side with the person who would shower you with tampons?
I won't play the race card, I don't have to. I know you wouldn't side with her just because her site is white. I know you'll make the right decision.
Thrifty and Sheepworrier, I call on you to get our defenses in line for what will be a long and underhanded fight.
Be not fooled, this "K8" is a dirty one and she will tempt you with treasures that she is unable to deliver, she may even call in favors from her friends in high places. But they are only friends to her and will step on anyone who is insignificant to them. That is how they see you.
I have a different view.
Ministers, citizens and good folk of internetville now is the winter of K8's discontent, let's make it a good one.
She has declared war and, not wanting to be rude like her, I accepted the invite.
Join me and we shall eradicate this evil from the world.
23 linguistically colourful comments:
It's all bollox, don't listen to him.
You all know I'm right.
K8:
Keep it country now.
I don't want to have to revoke your Maxiland Green card.
By the way, if she asks anyone from here to marry her for a new citizen ship, don't fall for it. She's got men and women all over the internet on promises.
Don't make me come over there and slap the pair of you.
Just make it a clean fight and I'll be waiting in the corner with the bucket and sponge! (no hair pulling or biting)
We'll be needing propaganda then.
So, to begin with new childrens rhyme:
"K8 and Ahmadinejad in a tree......"?
I heard she cheered for Scar in The Lion King.
Maxi - I don't know what you hope to achieve by this? Frankly, I think it will damage your blog. Just take a look here and you will see what I mean.
Grandad is my Army Chief of Staff for good reason. Be very afraid.
Ka-boom.
Also she freely admits to consorting with terrorists, accidental or otherwise.
I want this fight to be settled in a civilised manner.
Naked mud wrestling at high noon.
I heard she voted Fianna Fáil.
I'm with K8. She's far prettier than you. And my mate Tony's got a shotgun.
@ Quickroute: ooh, you need those Brazilian belly dancers from the Virginia Pumpkin Festival. Hubby's never been the same since.
Be careful Maxi, I've seen one of her tampax clear that big pool under the dart bridge on Bath avenue in seconds. They carry a lot.
Sheepworrier I will not be phazed by your futile attempts at propaganda. Mind you, I wouldn't kick Scar out of my bed for eating crisps! Rawr.
MJ:
Spank me.
Baino:
There are no rules, so unless that sponge is for my wipe down, stick the kettle on.
Thrifty:
That's the spirit.
*R I M M I N G*
Grandad:
You got a license for those fireworks?
K8:
He doesn't scare me, you'll have to do better than that.
Thrifty:
I know, her ad campaigns speak for themselves:
"Suicide, brought to you by semtex"
Dirtbird.
QR:
I will be sending in my lesbian naked mud wrestling stand in, and she doesn't play nice.
Sheepo:
Doesn't surprise me. At all.
English Mum:
That's nothing, my shot gun's got a Tony.
Holemaster:
They'd want to.
K8:
I don't blame you for coming back here twice in the one day, it is more entertaining that some places, but please don't bring your sordid fantasies of jungle fever over here with you.
I think Xbox is batting for both sides.
E M:
In more ways than one, he just wants fake tan.
*wonders should she just slip away and hide all the money under her mattress before war breaks out...*
@EM: Sounds sexist and revolting!
@Maxi: As a Minister , do I get a complimentary naked mud wrestling lesbian stand in? - pretty pls?
QR:
You may have a junior minister for naked mud wrestling lesbian stand ins, hows that?
sounds good - if I have a Jnr then I must be the Senior Minister for naked mud wrestling lesbian stand ins - right?
We've just had an army council meeting over at K8s, and I felt it was only fair to demand you're immediate surrender in an effort to protect the stupid bloggers that have aligned with you, you're fate has already been determined............. annihilation
QR:
Deal.
Roy:
Your first comment on this wonderful bloggy meadow and you have to speak rubbish!
My followers are my family, and not the inbred kind like you over at K8's.
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